This week, the guys talk about:

-Manscaping

-Battleship

-OCD

-Mary Tyler Moore

On this week's episode, the guys:

-Talk about Joel's birthday present

-Review The Avengers

-Talk skin color and Johnny Depp

-Critique Planet of the Apes

Kick off your summer by listening to the guys discuss:

-Senior Moments

-Bowling

-Superheroes

-What to expect when you're expecting

On this week's episode, the guys:

-Talk Girly Posters

-Discuss "She's All That"

-Discuss "All That"

-Welcome a female!

On this week's episode, the guys talk about:

-Holograms

-Date Etiquette

-Great Board Games

-Listener E-Mail

In this week's episode, the guys discuss:

-Sun Burns

-After School Specials

-Titantic

-Dumb (and Dumber) Sequels

On this week's All-American podcast, the guys talk about:

-Shootin' guns

-Magic Johnson

-Footloose

-Desecrating Math Books

This week the guys take the show on the road to Arizona, but dont worry you won't have to show your papers to hear this special episode including:

- The first ever Movie Conversations QUAD-cast featuring superfans Marc and Brian.

- More March Craziness (TM) brackets this week featuring Semi-Pro star Will Ferrell

- A mouthwatering edition of Nineties Niche Nostalgia

- And probably more Rise of the Planet of the Apes talk

In this week's episode, the guys:

-Apologize for Leprechaun

-Talk 21 Jump Street

-Slam Pogs

-Bring Back the Bracket!!!

As a St. Patrick's Day treat, the guys talk:

-The end of the rainbow

-Jennifer Aniston's nose

-Purple argyle socks

-Pump Sneaks

This week the guys discuss:

-Putting Babies in Corners

-Grown Men Bathing

-Interracial Buddy Cop Films

-Jason Marsden's Illustrious Career

In this week's episode, the guys discuss:

-The Oscars

-Elmo

-The Room

-Rock N' Jock

Hello FRIENDS... This week the guys talk about:

-Sneaking Into Theaters

-Bobby Brown

-Becoming a Scab

-Weird Al Yankovic

The guys gear up for award season by discussing:

-The Bodyguard

-Our Oscar Picks

-The Artist

-The best show from the 90s involving a campfire

This week the guys discuss:

-Channing Tatum's Dancing Prowess

-"This Means War" for waaaay too long

-Grocery Store Etiquette

-Saturday Morning Cartoons

Get ready for the Big Game by listening to Tom and Joel:

-Discuss the homeless in Seattle

-Face off about Face Off

-Discuss Twitter etiquette

-Wax poetic about the 90s!

Prepare yourself to be TAKEN on a journey that will include:

-Friends With Benefits

-Cool Names

-Napping During the Day

-Summer Camps

In this week's episode:

-Tom makes good on his bet

-The guys talk Tiptoes, again

-Joel describes Lycans

-90's Niche Nostalgia Returns!

This week the guys discuss:

-Ryan Cabrera

-The Best In The Biz's screwed up brother

-Getting Pumped Up About Kicks

-Their NEW segment!

Happy New Year! This week the guys:

-Discuss New Year's Eve

-Talk Silent Movies

-Debate Men vs. Women

-Explain Whiskey Stones

In this week's episode, the guys:

-Dicuss Christmas Gifts

-Give their Top 5 Movies of the Year

-Talk about the Worst 5 Movies of the Year

-Make predictions for 2012!

Merry Christmas! There is no topic this week! But the guys do discuss:

-Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

-Lockers in School

-Boy Scouts

-Man of the House

MOVIE CONVERSATIONS HAS REACHED 100 EPISODES!!! To celebrate, the guys recorded a running commentary for their favorite sports movie of all time, D2: The Mighty Ducks! Get a copy of the movie and enjoy!

In this week's episode, the guys discuss:

-Proper sushi etiquette

-How often you should clean your towel

-Getting into character

-Uses for Twitter

In this week's episode, the guys talk:

-Racial insensitivity

-Days of Thunder

-Bad Scenes in Kids' Movies

-Michelle Williams

On this week's episode, the guys:

-Discuss Thanksgiving Turkeys

-Talk about The Game (Not the rapper or the movie)

-Go in depth on Arm Wrestling

-Argue about sex dolls

STFU and listen to this podcast! This week, the guys:

-Argue the subtleties of jorts

-Faces and Heels

-The Marine

-Danny Glover

This week the guys:

-Discuss One Hit Wonders

-Ask Jeeves

-Break Down Twilight

-Talk About 80s Diners

It's finally here! The episode you've all been waiting for! This week the guys discuss:

-Their recent trip to Las Vegas

-Greek Mythology

-Jack & Jill

-The Usual Suspects

In this week's episode the guys discuss:

-Hakeem The Dream

-Halloween Costumes

-Cross Dressing

-Techinical Issues

This week the guys discuss:

-Awkward Moments With Your Parents

-Asian Earthquakes

-The Return of the Popcorn Trick

-The Return of Bartender Matt!

In this week's episode, the guys discuss:

-Shakes on a Plane

-Joel says "Beware the Ides of March"

-The Mickey Mouse Club

-Hamlet 2 vs. Step Up 3D

In this week's episode, the guys discuss:

-Green Drinks

-Crackers

-Ryan Gosling

-Mash Ups

Tom & Joel stand on their heads in this week's episode!!! They:

-Give a Health Update on Joel

-Rate Jokes

-Talk Puck

-See How Many Red Wings Joel Can Name

This week the guys talk about:

-Joe's Ailment

-Loud Bands at Bars

-3rd Rock From the Sun

-Twitter Handles

This week the guys discuss:

-Stun Guns

-Dudes hitting on your girlfriends

-Two and a Half Men

-Punk'd!

-Kurt Angle's Love Life

-Wit That Don't Quit

-Power Outages

-McDonalds Breakfast

OOOOH YEAAAAAH! TOUCHDOWN!!! In this week's bonus episode, the guys discuss:

-Very Special Sitcoms

-Jane Lynch

-Emmy Predictions

-The New NFL Season

What's in Gwyneth Paltrow's box?! Listen and find out!!! Also, hear about:

-2010 Oscars Revisited

-Diane Keaton, naked

-Louis C.K.

-Joel's new favorite movie of 2011!

-The guys discuss the MTV Video Music Awards

-Lady Gaga is a drag

-Joel does more research on becoming a superhero

-Joel pitches Tom some new Twitter handles

Clueless as to Paul Rudd is? NO LONGER!!! This week the guys discuss:

-Rise of the Planet of the Apes

-Dirty Dwellings

-Joel's Love for Louie

-Why Morgan Spurlock is like the Kardashians

The guys hit the bullseye in this week's episode! They discuss:

-Being a superhero

-Twitchy Fingers

-Luxury Cinemas

-30 Minutes or Less

Be warned, this podcast has a twist! The guys:

-Discuss Cowboys & Aliens

-Talk Drunk People

-Enjoy Mark Wahlberg's Acting

-Are Joined by Scott!

In this explosive episode, the guys:

-Discuss Tom's amazing baseball prediction

-Talk about fake nipples

-Discuss proper toilet seat cover use

-welcome back our buddy Scott!

In this week's episode, the guys:

-Make some bold predictions

-Talk about Swingers

-Debate the consistency of Smurf skin

-Smurfin' Smurf on your Smurfin' Smurf

In this FANTASTIC episode, the guys discuss:

-Joel Getting Attacked

-Hooters

-Harry Potter

-Billy Joel

In this MAGICAL episode, the guys discuss:

-Sports cliches

-The most recent Karate Kid

-Tree of Life

-Rise of the Apes

This week, the guys discuss:

-Facebook Statuses

-Massage Parlors

-Eating Cake

-Beat Poetry

In this week's episode, the guys discuss:

-Angry Birds

-Inappropriate Laughing

-Rasslin'

-Joel's Pearly Whites

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This episode is one of the sweetest things you can listen to! This week we:

-Talk about fetish videos

-Discuss hatred for bats

-Make some "Shallow Hal" jokes

-Debut a new song for Bartender Matt!

After listening to this episode, your friends will be green with envy! This week, the guys discuss:

-R. Kelly fans

What it means to be a nerd

-Jerry Maguire

-A BONUS SOUR GRIPE!

This episode is a SLAM DUNK! This week the guys discuss:

-Tequila Shots

-Arcade Games

-A new computer program

-Cross Dressing

This week's episode promises to be uncanny! The guys discuss:

-Joel's feelings toward Alicia Keys

-Sour Gripes

-Joel's Aussie Accent

-Nerdiness

This week the guy's discuss:

-Summer Camps

-Gangs of New York

-Good-Looking People Dating Good-Looking People

-Crappy Personas

This week, the guys discuss:

-Joel's presentation

-Fake mustaches

-Wes Anderson

-Crashing Weddings

This week the guys discuss:

-Joel's Birthday

-Nintendo

-VHS

-Joel's Million Dollar Movie Idea

You'd be a Fool not to listen to this Gold! This week:

-The guys discuss FAST FIVE

- They talk a bit about Osama Bin Laden

-They also break down Kate Hudson movies that they've never seen

-Joel has a complete breakdown LIVE!

Kick it into high gear and listen to Tom and Joel explain why:

-Tom loves DMX

-Joel loves Vin Diesel

-Tom hates night clubs

-Joel hates Yale

Tom & Joel butch out during this week's episode, and talk about:

-CoinStars

-Chicken Eateries

-A LOT of Wrestling

-A Special Announcement at the End of the Episode!

AHHHHHH!!!! Finally, Scream 4 is being released and Tom & Joel discuss the original trilogy! They also discuss:

-Racist Coffee Shops

-Tom's Love of Dawson's Creek

-Why SCREAM is like THE MATRIX

-If Ghostface Killah is racist

On this week's episode, the guys:

-Talk about how they'd spend $30 million

-Switch roles in regards to the drop machine

-Get in a fight about ARTHUR

-Talk about PACIFIC BLUE

This episode is a homerun! This week, the guys talk about:

-Blisters

-Cadbury Eggs

-The Fan (A LOT)

-The Padres!

Two episodes in one! Welll, kinda. This week, the guys discuss:

-Telephones

-Working Out

-Brokeback Mountain

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For their one year anniversary, the guys take a trip back to Bayside! They discuss:

-Champagne Popping

-Their Celebrity Phone Line

-Made for TV movies

-Inappropriate Tweets

Do you have tiger blood in your veins? Well you'll need it to listen to this episode! This week the guys discuss:

-Motorcycle Gangs

-Rugby Kits

-Winning and Bi-Winning

-Jason Seaver's taste in women

Ahoy Maties! On this week's episode, the guys discuss:

-Some of Tom's Dating Tips

-Joel's Shot for Shot Reenactment of GREASE

-Willy Wonka

-Soulja Boy

Need help with Oscar predictions? Look no further! This week, the guys discuss:

-Movie Theater Etiquette

-Twitter Handles

-Academy Award Predictions

-Boston Accents

Interested in listening to some bad boys? Well look no further! This week:

-Tom dislikes honesty

-Joel debuts a new feature

-The guys give a Spanish lesson

-Senator Clay Davis stops by!

Hey guys, wanna learn how to talk to girls? Well sorry, this is a movie podcast! But in this week's episode, the guys talk about:

-"Blind" Movies

-Romantic Comedies vs. Chick Flicks

-Dating Etiquette

-Love Advice

The guys score a touchdown in this week's episode! Topics include:

-Joel's Guide to Women

-Old people in theaters

-Douchey documentaries

-Joel's Twittering prowess

You better snatch up this episode ASAP! Topics this week include:

-Girls That Are Hotter Than the Sun

-The Spice Girls Rating System

-Rappers Acting

-Tom Being Joel's Wingman

This week, the guys are pulling out all the stops! If you can get a copy of the Disney classic "Heavyweights", sync it up with this episode and it'll be like you're watching a movie with Tom & Joel! It'll be like you're at a private screening with two podcasting legends! And don't forget, the first person who leaves us a 5-star review on iTunes and e-mails us will be receiving a FREE copy of HEAVYWEIGHTS! Enjoy.

Movie Conversations reached the big 5-0!!! And as a special treat, the guys:

-Talk about Roller Derby

-Recap the Golden Globes

-Read some listener e-mail

-Released a special "running commentary" episode of one of their favorite childhood movies, "Heavyweights!" Look for that on iTunes starting January 20th!

You'd be psycho not to listen to this episode! This week, the guys discuss:

-Oral Surgery

-Big Carls

-Hot Carls

-Adam Sandler's Big Ego

If Steven Spielberg had people like us in charge of the sound, he'd be directing silent films. Turn your ipod all the way up to hear us talk about him with special guest (the poorly mic'd and soft spoken) Scott. Topics include: 

- Scott's film-industry insider knowledge

- Dennis Hopper's range

- The worst nightmare Scott's ever had

- Why lines from the movie Hook make good band names and song titles 

It's the end of the year, and the guys do a wrap up episode! Tom & Joel:

-Rank their top movies of 2010

-Discuss sandstorms

-Discuss being sick

-Reveal their favorite movie of the year!

Season's Greetings! In this special holiday episode, the guys:

-Exchange Christmas DVDs

-Distinguish between Tim Taylor and Santa Claus

-Make a Facebook bet

-Break down "Baby It's Cold Outside"

This episode is straight outta Neptune! (That joke was purely for Veronica Mars fans) This week, the guys discuss:

-Joel Bowls

-Tom pitches an Amish slasher film

-The definition of a fanboy

-Why Cher insists on showing her ass to people... including her son.

As an early Christmas present, the guys are giving you a special bonus episode! Topics include:

-The King's Speech

-The Hollywood Foreign Press

-TV Talk

-The definition of a comedy and/or musical

In this week's episode, the guys bring in a special guest... Bartender Matt! They discuss:

-How great Four Loko tastes

-How handsome Jon Hamm is

-The subtle nuances of Star Wars

... and Tom drops a bomb on Joel!

No need to deposit any quarters or tokens for this experience, as Tom and Joel:

- Talk about being on location in LA

- Compare the Anaheim Ducks to Disney's Mighty Ducks

-  Talk about Internet Jerks in the news

- Complain about inappropriate video game commercials

- And attempt to define what a "gamer" is

Been missin' us like candy? Wait no more! Tom & Joel discuss:

-Thanksgiving Rituals

-Midnight Showings of Harry Potter

-Indoor Soccer

-Christina Aguilera Halloween Costume Ideas

The guys take on Gary Oldman! They tiptoe around such topics as:

-Shakespeare

-High School English

-Platinum Recording Artist Usher

-The abomination that is Tiptoes

Here's a present from Tom & Joel! The guys discuss:

-Tom's birthday (and Joel's half birthday)

-Significant Events on November 11th, aside from that crappy Veterans' Day

-Pedophiles in Mighty Ducks movies

-Surprise calls from celebrities

Did Tom & Joel come out with another hilarious episode? GUILTY!!! They discuss:

-Job interviews

-Their impeccable fashion-senses

-Jury Duty

-Their international fans!

SPOILER ALERT! There are a LOT of spoilers in this episode. Tom & Joel:

-Go all Memento on SAW

-Talk Halloween Candy

-Halloween Costumes

-Halloween E-Mail

Due to popular demand, Joel & Tom tackle:

-Brett Favre

-The current Chargers season

-The World Series

-The Upcoming NBA Season

And still fit time in for PLENTY of comedy!

Did you miss the Drew Barrymore interview on The Tonight Show? Check out this episode to hear it! Also, listen to Tom & Joel:

-Jaw about Roger Ebert

-Gush over Caramel Apple Pops

-Talk in depth about Power Rangers

-Play everyone's favorite game, THE PORN WAS BETTER

Can't Hardly Wait for a new episode? Well wait no longer! Joel & Tom discuss:

-Their sweet dance moves

-TRL

-How to use Wikipedia

-Jennifer Love Hewitt's songs, movies, and vagina.

Talk about a variety show! In this episode, Tom & Joel discuss:

-Wine Tasting

-Josh Duhamel's resume

-Law & Order: SVU

-Foot Fetishes

Let Tom & Joel direct you toward a great new episode! This week the guys discuss:

-The aftermath their bartender left last week

-Listener e-mail

-Colin Firth's heritage

-WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

Nobody puts Swayze with a coroner! Too soon?

Tom and Joel invite a special guest this week!

They have their very own bartender!

Hear about arch-rivals!

We have a VERY special game of MASH.

Tired of rumors starting? Well Tom & Joel only dish out facts! Some topics discussed are:

-The guys' escapades in Las Vegas

-Thwarting rapes

-Not actually doing anything to thwart rapes

-Whip noises

Are you ready for some football?! Joel and Tom are! This episode is a touchdown because Tom & Joel talk about:

-Whip Cream Bikinis

-Why Rudy Blows

-Fantasy Football

-BONUS NFL coverage at the end of the podcast. These guys aren't one-trick ponys!

Roll the dice and listen to this week's podcast! It'll be the safest bet you'll ever make because Tom & Joel talk about:

-How great Vegas is

-How depressing Vegas is

-Road trips to Vegas

-Movies about Vegas

You'll find this episode engaging because:

-Joel talks about beer

-Campy movies in theaters

-Tom's got a special announcement

-AND LISTENER E-MAILS!

Joel and Tom shed some light on the Emmys!

Who do they want to win?

Who do they THINK will win?

FIND OUT HERE!

Vampires suck. You know what doesn't?! When Tom & Joel talk about:

-The difference between hippies, hipsters and hoopsters

-Being badasses in San Francisco

-Roller Derby

-TWILIGHT!

Don't just stand there... Bust a move! Tom & Joel discuss:

-The worst city in California... Huntington Beach

-The worst human being on Earth... Brett Favre

-The criteria for being in the guys' dance crew

-Lister FAN & HATE mail!

Episode #23

Experience the good vibrations and sweet sensations of the guys' voices as they discuss:

- Adventures in Petco Park and Dodger Stadium

- More over the top: Chris Klein's acting or Guile's Flash Kick?

- Marky Mark...more like Douchey Douche!

- Why Entourage is not a good television show

- A new game and an old game

In this crazy episode, Tom and Joel discuss:

- Thoughts about the children's game, handball

- WCW vs. WWF

- Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Simpson

- A Movie Conversations Reenactment involving Mel Gibson

- The singer Prince's net worth

- July Halloween costume ideas, and why they are no good.

Hey fellow nerds! Follow Tom & Joel frame to frame as they discuss the most popular convention in San Diego! Also:

-Going to baseball games

-License plate holders

-Fat suits

-Previews of upcoming movies

In this titanic-sized episode... Tom & Joel talk about:

-Why Vegas is depressing

-Growing Pains

-The TV Show GROWING PAINS

-The new fan-favorite game, THE PORN WAS BETTER

Just can't wait a whole week for a new episode? Well here's a bonus episode for you! Tom & Joel discuss FREEWAY with Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland, and talk about DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS after a special screening they were invited to. Yeah, they're a big deal.

In this episode, Tom & Joel carve out some time to talk about:

-The childhood game CROSSFIRE

-Proper Theater Etiquette

-Improper Theater Etiquette

-A New Game!

GREAT SCOTT!!! Tom and Joel get heavy with:

-Encounters with strange people

-South Americans in WWII

-More holes in Back to the Future plotlines than the Space Time Continuum

-And as usual, lots of alcohol with a rousing version of MC HAMMERED

This week's podcast brings you:

-Brilliant half-baked dream ideas

-What makes an indie movie "indie"

-The difference between necrophilia and nymphomania

-Special World Cup soccer talk

Tom & Joel get animated about:

-The phenomenon known as butt chugging

-Pogs

-Can't-miss first date tips

-Why "Up" is a downer

Hi! In this episode Tom and Joel "wax" poetic about:

-Joel haaaaates Men In Black 2, Tom loooooves Karate Kid 2, and Wing'N'Things haaaaates the guys' digestive tracts.

-Joel has some movie ideas for Jaden Smith.

-Also why the crane kick isn't very effective.

Tom & Joel Rock & Roll!!!

-Tom loves Bob Hoskins

-Why the guys can never join the Marines

-Halloween Costume Blunders

-Tom and Joel offend a lot of people, as usual

Now That 24 and LOST are done... Tom and Joel Fill the Void With:

-Reasons why 24 is better than LOST

-Their thoughts on Sex & The City 2

-A review of a Lifetime Movie

-A Jason Patric Minicast

-Stories of why Kiefer Sutherland is the biggest bad ass of all time

Tom has some interesting thoughts during a microphone test.

Tom observes "Observe and Report"...and then reports

The guys want to know what the shrek is up with Shrek.

Joel has a couple theories about Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy.

Joel mixes up actors' names, hilarity ensues.

Join Us In Wishing Joel a Happy Birthday... Because:

-Joel laments turning 25

-The guys review Iron Man 2

-Joel has a good chance at being the greatest person born on 5/11

-Tom has a special birthday present!

The sequel to the second-least popular episode we’ve done! Topics include:

-Robert Downey Jr. is iron man!

-A House is not a (Sherlock) Holmes.

-It’s the time of the month for Tom to rant about period pieces.

-Joel makes some un-Thor-tunately bad puns.

-Tom goes on a warpath about Punisher: Warzone

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This Podcast Don't Cost a Thing! Just press play and you'll hear:

-Some accidental spoilers

-Thoughts on Marc Anthony

-A lot of J-Lo song references

-Enough is Enough!

AND GAMES!

If You Smell What Tom & Joel are Cookin', You'd Be Smelling:

-Rants about ranking hot girls

-Confusion about time travel

-Difficulties with Urban Dictionary

-Waaaaay too much wrestling

and GAMES!

In this week's episode:

-Joel learns nothing from "An Education"

-Tom perfects his Rosie Perez impression

-Joel can't keep quiet about Saved By The Bell

-Tom has a new slogan to live by

And of course... GAMES!

In this week's episode, Tom and Joel learn:

-Snot-nosed kids don't know shit

-Al Pacino needs to stop acting so much

-Movies starring animals are never good

-Ken Griffey Jr. is a douche

-And of course, GAMES!

Our VERY FIRST EPISODE!

Joel and Tom make Oscar Predictions

Don't you dare call it "Precious"

Joel is chummy with Sandy

In this weeks episode Joel and Tom discuss:

Michael Moore is an asshole

Hannah Montana's Filmography

People with speech impediments talking about Alan Cumming

MASH (superhero movie version)

Tom and Joel get MC Hammered

In this weeks episode Tom and Joel discuss:

Rewatching movies from their childhood as adults

Michael Jackson crushing kids’ dreams (...still)

Jim Carrey March Madness

Joel plays “Guess the Celebrity’s Age”

And of course everyone’s favorite game, MASH

In the premiere episode Tom and Joel discuss:

Podcast Jingles

Shutter Island for men

Alice Eve is Out of Our League

The Ritter family tree

Judd Apatow's nepotism

Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman

MASH  (a variant on Marry, Screw, Kill)